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Colbert Finally Diagnoses Hillary Clinton: She's Got "Chronic No-Penis"

26 August 2025

Former NYC mayor and current nut Rudy Giuliani says he has proof Hillary Clinton is too sick and frail to be president of the US: "Go online and put down Hillary Clinton illness, take a look at the videos for yourself". It's an endless loop. "You're just tip-toeing around the medical condition that you're really upset about, one that she has that no other president in history has ever faced", he explained, before dropping his money line and a bombshell of a conclusion: "Hillary Clinton has Chronic No-Penis".

So, Colbert offered up a headline of his own which he hopes will clog up social media and the blogosphere. Of course, Giuliani's suggestion is a two-way street, and so Colbert searched Hizzoner's name to find something to show exactly how familiar he is with the female body.

When challenged by CNN to answer why he questions Hillary Clinton's health, Trump surrogate Rudy Giuliani cited baseless smears reported by anti-Clinton Breitbart News and Fox News' Sean Hannity. "Welcome to the Truth Bunker", Colbert said, "where I share the secret truths they don't want you to know and I actually don't know". He wasn't going where you think - yet - but rather bringing up an old video Trump and Giuliani made together. Colbert instructed viewers to Google the phrase, "Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat", to see more.

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"Oh my God", Colbert joked.

Colbert Finally Diagnoses Hillary Clinton: She's Got